A Tribue to those "Shopping Moms"

So I went to King Soopers with my three kids the other day, which is always an adventure. We only needed to get a few things so theoretically it shouldn't very long, right? WRONG!! It feels like every time I go to the store with my kids we get sucked into some kind of time warp and no matter how hard I try we can't get out until what seems like days later. Why does it take so long? I was contemplating this the other day while I was driving home from the store, with my legs aching from walking around the store for so long. Then I figured out why. We have to stop and look at anything that is teeny tiny, cute, sparkly, cool, awesome, or gross. Of course that slows us down quite a bit more at Wal-Mart than King Soopers, but it still adds quite a bit of time to the shopping trip. Then we always have to stop and use the potty and maybe more than once if the store we are in has one of the "cute teeny tiny potties" that my girls think are the coolest thing in the world. So that always adds some time onto the shopping trip. Then no matter how hard I try it seems like there is always something I need near the toy aisles, which apparently have some sort of magnetic draw to my children. And I'm sure King Soopers is just trying to be nice with their free cookies and penny horse rides for the kids, but that just adds on even more time! Then, we have to do all of this at the speed of a 3-year-old because my children all insist on walking all the time. I guess that leaves me with one final word...TANTRUMS. Luckily I don't have to deal with big tantrums too often at the store but there certainly have been those times I consider leaving a child on the clearance rack for 50% off. I think there should be some sort of sympathy discount for every child you have to take shopping with you. What do you think?